The supper short and supper humor jokes. hahaha... laugh till die!?

1. Asked a submariner: "Why did you lose your job?". Answered: "That noon, i was sleeping and felt too hot, i opened that door." ___ 2. Wife sleepwalking and screamed: "My husband is coming!". Immediately, husband threw his body pass the window. ___ 3. 2 flies were in WC, 1 farted and 2 said: "You are too unhygienic! Dont you see i having breakfast?" ___ 4. That night, power was cut, the gasoline repository keeper made a fire to see and....